I FLUNKED MY DRIVING TEST

I GOT A NEW HAIRCUT

OFFICIALLY, I’M NOW A MARKETING STUDENT

driving test:

let’s not talk about driving anymore, cos i’m still recovering from grief.

we’ll talk about it after my retest in august.

and people who i terrorised with smses after the disaster, do not fear i’ll land in jail for murdering the tester.

cos so far, i haven’t even laid a single curse on him, k?

i just had to let off some steam, all right?

btw, anyone has any idea where i can get some books on black magic and voodoo dolls?

lol.

i’m kidding!! i’m kidding!!

new haircut:

i got a kampung gu niang haircut

complete with bangs

hahahahaha.

thankfully, i can hide the fringe by combing it carefully.

or, i can choose to spike it. with or without gel.

i realised this after my afternoon nap. lol. was shocked to see the spiky hair.

cool!! cool!!

reminds me of a toddler photo of myself with ALL my hair standing up.

the ultimate punk kid.

seriously, i think the hairstylist hated me, cos i didn’t want to get a treatment or my hair coloured.

so she took revenge on me.

but still, haircuts are good.

my head feels 10 pounds lighter.

marketing:

yeah, i’m a marketing student now.

hopefully next sem will be better, even though i’ll have to tackle accounting II.

gotta re-plan my whole timetable, cos they made some changes to the class schedules.

which means i wasted the couple of hours planning it earlier on.

stupid school.

but hey, i got into marketing with a couple of friends!

yay!

don’t have to face strange unfamiliar faces again.

now let’s go on to the usual department:

complaints! complaints!!!

i wanna complain about the bloody smrt.

by now, anyone who takes public transport will know what i’m talking about.

i bet jack neo bribed them with an obscene sum of money.

why?

cos all smrt plays on the waiting screen is,

“BAI LIU LI BAI, HUI BU HUI KAI!”

“bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai, bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai”

and they play it continuously.

they deserve to be struck by lightning.

the gastric pills and diamond advertisements were bad enough.

but this movie thing is the last straw.

who in the right mind will help jack neo publicize his movie?

i mean, i think i’m kind of helping in the publicity this very moment,

but at least mine is bad publicity about his movie.

not like some critics who fawn over him like he’s the god of movies.

ha! i’m going along with my conscience, not like some liars out there.

lol.

just because it’s a made-in-singapore movie, they go all out to shower praise and compliments on his movies.

hilarious.

first of all, i think the movie sucks.

no, i haven’t and wouldn’t spend my money watching it,

but i religiously avoid anything by jack neo.

it’s against my morals and principles.

secondly, i think it’s ultimately uncouth.

it’s one thing to be heartlandish and another to be uncouth.

and i’m not even the arty-farty kind.

the day after tomorrow is lots better than this jack neo stunt.

even though it can be pretty ridiculous at times,

it’s quite cool.

and i don’t even like this kind of science-science movies.

surprisingly, this movie requires zero brainpower.

i mean, some lousy films, for example, some movies about betting, or some movies starring some xando spokeswoman, require zero brainpower too.

but at the end of those movies (IF i had watched them), i’d feel cheated and disgusted.

which is why, when choosing movies, one should be careful!

hahahahaha

what am i talking about?!